it is a little humour from Russia
Today I will publish some Russian jokes which are very well clear to Russians!
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the wife writes to the husband went where sent, I do that as called. And why I didn't listen to you earlier? !
Mother, and you in the childhood had a computer? Wasn't. And the mobile phone was? Isn't present And you in the childhood had a game console? No, wasn't. Mother, and you saw dinosaurs?
Russians have three exotic species of animals: Eshkin a cat, a metal plate the fly also is vigorous a louse!
I went in the bus drowned in tears because of unfortunate love. The little boy suddenly asked: you cry because of that that you fat?
In the morning mother asks the daughter that fell at night with such roar. The daughter answers that it is clothes. So loudly, mother specifies. I didn't manage to get out of it speaks the daughter
I adore ice: some acrobatic numbers, couple of traumas and I houses!
Утебя there is a dream? Is! I want to stop drinking! Throw! And how then to live without dream?
As you grew thin! It is a new diet? Beet, carrots and potatoes! And what did fried or cooked? I dug! ! !
Today to the street I won't come! There and so скользско, and here still I with the snogsshibatelnost! ! !
The most talkative woman - the drunk man!
In the bus: the man, move away the dog, and that on me already fleas jump! The lord, depart from the aunt, you don't see, it full of fleas!
Darling, I went to club, there will be late and drunk, probably, not one if that, you are my brother!
The woman is always right! It is wrong only when is guilty! But unless it is guilty, what is always right?
Mind not to understand Russia, not to measure by a line of the general!
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I hope, you liked the Russian humour! Next time I will continue to publish stories Russian author Andreenkova Tatyana!
Successful life
To leave Russia
Today I will publish some Russian jokes which are very well clear to Russians!
_________________________________________________________________
the wife writes to the husband went where sent, I do that as called. And why I didn't listen to you earlier? !
Mother, and you in the childhood had a computer? Wasn't. And the mobile phone was? Isn't present And you in the childhood had a game console? No, wasn't. Mother, and you saw dinosaurs?
Russians have three exotic species of animals: Eshkin a cat, a metal plate the fly also is vigorous a louse!
I went in the bus drowned in tears because of unfortunate love. The little boy suddenly asked: you cry because of that that you fat?
In the morning mother asks the daughter that fell at night with such roar. The daughter answers that it is clothes. So loudly, mother specifies. I didn't manage to get out of it speaks the daughter
I adore ice: some acrobatic numbers, couple of traumas and I houses!
Утебя there is a dream? Is! I want to stop drinking! Throw! And how then to live without dream?
As you grew thin! It is a new diet? Beet, carrots and potatoes! And what did fried or cooked? I dug! ! !
Today to the street I won't come! There and so скользско, and here still I with the snogsshibatelnost! ! !
The most talkative woman - the drunk man!
In the bus: the man, move away the dog, and that on me already fleas jump! The lord, depart from the aunt, you don't see, it full of fleas!
Darling, I went to club, there will be late and drunk, probably, not one if that, you are my brother!
The woman is always right! It is wrong only when is guilty! But unless it is guilty, what is always right?
Mind not to understand Russia, not to measure by a line of the general!
___________________________________________
I hope, you liked the Russian humour! Next time I will continue to publish stories Russian author Andreenkova Tatyana!
Successful life
To leave Russia
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