Careful what you wish

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- Honey, you never told about the former. Why did you break up?

- Do you really want to know?

- Well, yes. I want to get to know you. We've known for three months, and you are to me as a black box - he gently stroked her hair.

- Well, - Sasha got up from the bed of love, opened a drawer. Her breasts swayed against the window. - Read it and you will understand everything.

In her hand was a photocopy of the handwriting on multiple sheets. Simon looked at her face, turned on the bedside lamp and began to read.

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I became the leader in sales, which is surprising because in the auto parts store I worked for nothing at all, and stood on unfavorable oils. Store manager for it gave me a trip to Egypt. Since this all began. Two-week tour through the company. I strongly regret that the tour on one thing - Sasha also did not stop to rest. At the airport, she reassured me: "Do not worry, it shall be a bachelor party." What a nice girl - about such can only dream!

We have applied a week before departure. After my return to plan a wedding. It took less than three weeks, and it seems to take forever ...

I will not describe all the rest - were all there, all bathed in the Red Sea more than Black. Beaches, bars, restaurants, a buffet, a trip into the desert ... In one of the last days of rest, I went on a trip to some dunes. We left at seven in the morning on camels, moved to noon, then there was a halt in settlement of Bedouins. One of them spoke Russian well. We talked with him, he asked how it Moscow, Arbat. I smiled and explained that he Kamchatka, in the capital are only passing through.

My new friend, Musa, told us about the customs of his tribe. He told me an interesting fact. They considered a time of day the evil spirits. And only at nightfall demons go, and kind affectionate moon protects people. That is the situation, the reverse of ours. We in the darkness creeps evil, and in the afternoon the sun is shining.

Wheedled permission from the guide, I climbed the nearest dune, to capture scenic views. Spread in the "Classmates" palm tree outside the hotel it seemed primitive. On the dune in unbearable heat up proved difficult. I made a dozen shots and felt dizzy. Okay, I will do with the other lens a couple of shots - and to go down. While fiddling with the camera, something caught my eye dark brown underfoot. Wondered: What if an ancient artifact - shoe Pharaoh staff priest? .. I eventually unearthed ancient pottery bottle. On the tube was either Arabic, or Jewish ligature, although the Jews in Egypt since the time of Moses is not visible.

Fingers pulled themselves comfortable ledge. There was a pop and a bottle of saw thick, acrid smoke. For a couple of seconds, I coughed, and opened his eyes, he saw a man in front of him. Swarthy, dark-haired, a turban on his head and loins belted faded bandage.

- I hear and obey, my lord - a nod, like in the movies.

Wow service! Sasha need to tell you how to get there. Well it must be - prikopalis bottle in dunes and with a smoke float. Even Russian-speaking actor found.

- You're a genie? - I was having fun, although weakness became stronger.

- You could say that - under his beard smile flashed market trader.

- And how can I make a wish?

- By number b'ziz.

I could be wrong, but I think he said it was "b'ziz."

- And how I b'ziz? - I repeated after him carefully strange word.

- Three.

Clear - just like in fairy tales, three wishes, but even some b'ziz dragged.

I laughed:

- Then I want to myself last "Ferrari", a hut and a hefty ... - I wondered what else to wish well, not the same girl I was at home waiting for the bride. - ... And most laptop pumped.

- Wilco. Go home.

His eyes darkened. When I woke up, leaned over me-language Bedouin guide and two Germans.

- Guys, you did a cool genie! - I came across a blank looks.

- Victor, you imagined. You had a sunstroke.

- Oh, well - I sat on the ground. As well as in the oases ...

Back in the room, I started to unpack the bag with the camera and sandwiches. Hand bumped into something solid. Feeling cold, I pulled a bottle. Clay. With the Arabic script on the cork. The same one in which I thought was a smoke bomb. Little, that was enough for small effects. But I'm told that the genie was not what he had dreamed. Maybe Bedouin kind of humor? Maybe Musa, knowing our cravings for jokes on three wishes, makes a fool of Russian tourists? But I do remember that it is not put into a bag no bottles. Although we could put a while I was sedated.

Despite the fact that I found logical explanations happening, anxiety did not leave me. All things to do, all this paradise for the poor and jesters became uninteresting to me. I could not get through to my mother, to his beloved. Even the best friend left me. In rising excitement I returned home to his native Petropavlovsk. And on the plane I had a dream.

I sat in the center of the circular room with dark brown walls. Near one of them was a chalkboard. Recent genie in a suit with a pointer, looking out gleamed points explained to me the law of conservation of energy.

- How did you know about my emerald treasure, nothing comes from nowhere and goes nowhere. In school you learn bad, but because in the wilds of thermodynamics - first appeared on the board, and then disappeared some formula - will not go deep. Let me just say that no matter does not go nowhere. No matter is not taken out of nowhere. And life is the highest form of matter, energy engorged eyeballs. One person enough not only to make the stew out of it poltsentnera, but on the car and on a laptop. Most importantly, to distribute energy, called life. A residue - the teacher's eyes flashed, - moves me. Well, the lesson is over. You're still ahead. By the way, I forgot, if you do from a human thing, that his soul will be concluded in this thing. And she feels it! Absolutely everything. So take care of loved ones.

... - Our plane, flight number eight hundred twenty-five, Moscow - Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, landing at the airport Elizovo - I was awakened by voices stewardess. Here we are at home.

When I received the luggage, I was approached by airport workers, dark, with a black beard. Apparently also recently sunbathing on the beach.

- Victor A.? You asked me to give your documents and keys.

Unfolding the package, I found documents on "Ferrari F12? golden color, number so and so, their rights and keys.

- Wait, it's a mistake! - I turned his head, but the employee gone.

Okay, on the site of a look. On shaky legs, could not understand, I headed to the parking lot. Similarly, here it is. All shines headlights look with love. Bibiknuv alarm, I sat in the car, lit a cigarette.

So, the genie was real. The first wish is fulfilled. Heck, it does not happen! Jinnah, Aladdin - it's all in the tales of the girls from the "Kama Sutra." After the second cigarette, I was able to calm down somehow, inspected his new swallow. Lying on the back seat bag. Already knowing that there may be, I gently picked it up. In addition to the laptop, of course, very pumped, there lay the documents of the house a total area of ??five squares, located somewhere and there somewhere. All three wishes fulfilled. Ginn is brilliant! Well, the house can be sold. With the money to arrange Sashunkoy business. But the "Ferrari" leave. And the laptop is worth keeping as a memory of that and I was lucky, the memory of the miracle.

- Yee-ha-hey! - I pulled from place to speed on what had never dreamed of, a regular signal to parted: see the master of life goes. Now I, too, Major, too, can not care at all from a height. - Yeah-ah-ah!

I flew on his eighth floor without lift. Here is my zasone wedding gift will be! It is necessary, "Ferrari", true! And the cottage! Now we'll live in the present!

The apartment I was greeted by the sepulchral silence. Anyone. Neither Sasha nor even notes. Little sad, I got out of the printer list and wrote, I'll be back soon, I have a surprise.

I myself went to a new country house. Gorgeous cottage I would estimate at thirty million as a minimum. A huge two-story mansion in the style of landlords sunset empire.

On the way back I called my mom and loved. But nobody took the tube. Former excitement began to come back to me with new force.

The three days of searching to no avail. Sasha on vacation all the time spent in preparing for the wedding couple with her mother, who three years ago retired. So ask at work useless. Do friends and acquaintances they do not appear.

I went to the only other white-haired.

I was greeted by tearful girls. Wife and stepdaughter - Polina.

- Yul - I turned to his friend's wife - what happened?

- Andrei lost my - voice lifeless red eyes red.

- Disappeared? - Abdominal formed a tight ball, like ice swallowed snakes.

- The fifth day it is not. Went to work, went out to smoke and all ...

- Statement ...

- Filed sought after.

She looked at the keys in my hand.

- Do you have a car? A ride to the department? I know how to search for moving.

- Yes, let's go. I also need to go - on her questioning glance I hardly went

- Sasha with her mother disappeared. Come, but did not. None of you know already about a week did not appear.

Street met us hopeless greyness of the sky, spit-covered asphalt and drizzle. From this scenery strangle fit.

- Your "Ferrari"?

- Yes, I won the lottery, - I replied sadly. - I wanted to make a surprise Sasha.

- She would have liked. Machine - it poured.

I shopped. But really. Body under the color of her favorite dresses, heavenly lights color as her eyes. And bending grille lurks expression of anguish and resentment that have favorite appears in rare moments quarrels.

- Yul, You go on the bus. And I have to go elsewhere. I went.

- Wait, where are you? A car?

- It is impossible, I can not explain.

I walked, and tears rolled down his face. Thirty crying man must be pathetic. I think I understand where all the people dear to me. And I began to understand the thermodynamics of the devilish genie.

Arriving home, I first picked up a box. Carefully remove the laptop and almost dropped. He was in the patterns. I well remember this ornament. I myself gave my mother this robe.

- Mommy, sweetheart, I'm sorry. I'll fix it, I promise ...

Look at the house, a former friend of mine, there was no point. Strong, Mighty ... With roof color gray. Sedin he came after last year's trip to the Urals. I wonder how a person made of восьмидесятикилограммового house? Oh yeah. Is not only the weight but also the energy of life. So said this teacher?

Maybe find out what it means b'ziz? My computer disassembled, and stick to the mother network cable ... I can not. Live, riding on his girlfriend, also failed. And throw them I can not.

I howled in despair, his head.

- Djinn, bastard, answer! What to do, how to live, artist rotten?! And what is that above your diabolical laws?!

Although I already knew the answer. But the blood is able to wash the blood off. And only demons take life for life. I gave a damn spirit body and the lives of their loved ones, but not their souls. But I'll pay for the mistake soul. I generously bearded pagan satiated with their blood.

Dear reader of my confession, I do not know who you are: a neighbor who peep an unbearable stench, or the police officer who will photograph my body, but believe me, it's scary: learn computer mom in the car - female. And to see a best friend with windows instead of eyes. This last paragraph I was finishing, draining blood from the left hand through a funnel into a bottle of gin. And I just heard from him that means b'ziz. Loved one.

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- A, you lived with crazy?

- No, honey. That you live with "Ferrari". Remember how I stank of gasoline when we first met? Ginn took his sacrifice and let us go.